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This is the end, my friend
Feb. 28th, 2009 04:59 pmSo, did you hear/read? I've been told to kill myself. I have been told to hang myself, by an idiot militant catholic, and if an idiot militant catholic tells you to do something, you'd better do it. So, without further ado:
Goodbye, cruel world. I can't take it anymore. It's not you, it's me; I'm just superbusy right now.
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Wait.
I'm suddenly sensing a flaw in my logic. Lemme just quickly read back what I wrote.
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Ah, there we go: I wrote that when an idiot militant catholic tells you to do something you should do it, whereas I should've written that if an idiot militant catholic tells you to do something, you should laugh at it. My mistake.
Besides, there's too much to live for, like apple juice and Bugles with cream cheese. I'm back, cruel world!
Goodbye, cruel world. I can't take it anymore. It's not you, it's me; I'm just superbusy right now.
...
Wait.
I'm suddenly sensing a flaw in my logic. Lemme just quickly read back what I wrote.
...
Ah, there we go: I wrote that when an idiot militant catholic tells you to do something you should do it, whereas I should've written that if an idiot militant catholic tells you to do something, you should laugh at it. My mistake.
Besides, there's too much to live for, like apple juice and Bugles with cream cheese. I'm back, cruel world!
