This is the story all about how...

[damnmydooah]

You know, I was gonna turn this into a nice little story, with a bit of a riff on The Fresh Prince (remnants of which can be seen in the title), messing up the rhyme scheme a bit so the last word of the penultimate line would rhyme with the last word of the changed final line, but ultimately, I can't be bothered, so I'm just going to tell you:

I passed my Criminology exam with an 8. I am now (unofficially) a Bachelor of the Arts.

Oh, and I went to see Twilight.