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So, this morning (about an hour ago) my doorbell rang. I answered it, and a woman said: "Bill collector for E." Having my first minor heart attack of several I've had in the past hour, I stammered to say he wasn't home right now, to which she replied: "Ok, I'll just leave it in the mail box, shall I?" After she'd left I went down the mailbox to retrieve a large envelope from yet another bill collector's company. Then I proceeded to do what I believe is a felony or at the very least a misdemeanor in the US: I steamed open the envelope (you'll all lie for me, won't you?). Inside were two documents, one stating that E needs to pay his water bill asap or they're gonna come get his stuff (which, as you know, is still my stuff) and another one which I didn't quite understand but which also said that he needed to pay asap or the shit would hit the fan, or something of the like. It was a lot of legalese.

I, er, yeah. It's ehm... hoo boy. Oh dear. Gee golly. Well. Y'know. Shit.

In short: if anyone knows about a house, an apartment, a room, a garage, a trash can that I could move into real soon, I'd appreciate hearing it. Also, if and once I get out of here, I will report E to Nijestee. This asshole is going down.

Date: 2009-08-26 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sals-uni-diary.livejournal.com
1) What envelope? I don't know about any envelope, let alone a steamed one.
2) This bastard must burn!

Date: 2009-08-26 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damnmydooah.livejournal.com
Thanks! If I kill him, you think I would get off on a justifiable?

Date: 2009-08-26 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sals-uni-diary.livejournal.com
Totally. Arseholery should be punishable by death anyway.

Date: 2009-08-26 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
Holy crap, what an ass! If all else fails, could you move in with your parents or something?

Date: 2009-08-26 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damnmydooah.livejournal.com
Ha! Sadly, my brother already lives there. Also, I really don't want to.

Date: 2009-08-27 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] -glarawen-.livejournal.com
Well, you're welcome to sleep on my bed/couch for a few weeks if the apartment/room you're checking out on Monday doesn't work out and you can't find anything for a while.

Of course I don't have room to harbour your furniture, but Eggs is more than welcome (despite our landlord not allowing cats - you don't live there, after all, so I'm not breaking my contract. Hee-hee!)...

Naturally I hope you'll get all this shit sorted and will find a cool place asap!

Date: 2009-08-27 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damnmydooah.livejournal.com
Aw, thanks! Elger also offered me his place for when he's in America. My friends are so lovely.

If all is on the up and up with the place on Monday, I will put on my sad face and offer my first born if they give it to me. The woman was really nice on the phone, especially when I told her about my current predicament (even when she was distracted by kids running around since she was in the middle of picking hers up from school). She was even pretty cool with me having a cat, even though they'd said on Kamernet that it wasn't allowed.

As much as I would like to stay here, I'm 99% sure that once I report E to Nijestee they won't let me stay, so I'm covering my bases.


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