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So, did you hear/read? I've been told to kill myself. I have been told to hang myself, by an idiot militant catholic, and if an idiot militant catholic tells you to do something, you'd better do it. So, without further ado:

Goodbye, cruel world. I can't take it anymore. It's not you, it's me; I'm just superbusy right now.

...

Wait.

I'm suddenly sensing a flaw in my logic. Lemme just quickly read back what I wrote.

...

Ah, there we go: I wrote that when an idiot militant catholic tells you to do something you should do it, whereas I should've written that if an idiot militant catholic tells you to do something, you should laugh at it. My mistake.

Besides, there's too much to live for, like apple juice and Bugles with cream cheese. I'm back, cruel world!

Date: 2009-02-28 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
I'd leave a longer comment, but I have to go and kill my grandfather now.

Date: 2009-02-28 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
And then I have to kill my parents as well, they're getting close to sixty, you know how it is, busy busy busy!

Date: 2009-02-28 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutefairyapple.livejournal.com
I think we should celebrate by sinning as much as humanly possible.

Date: 2009-02-28 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damnmydooah.livejournal.com
Lemme see, I've got gluttony down, as well as sloth, wrath, envy, little bit of greed, definitely lust and surely pride as well.

Yeah, I'm good. :)

To-do list

Date: 2009-02-28 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mayanarebs.livejournal.com
- kill babies
- kill old people
- conspire against the Church by using the media
- kill myself


Oh boy, tomorrow will be rather busy. Better clear my schedule...

Re: To-do list

Date: 2009-02-28 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
Don't forget to do some gay marrying!

Re: To-do list

Date: 2009-02-28 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] -glarawen-.livejournal.com
Can't. Have to burn witches first. And suck the Devil's.. erm. XD

Re: To-do list

Date: 2009-03-01 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
I think we're going to have to do some multi-tasking here, because otherwise it's going to take ages and we won't have time for sloth!

Date: 2009-02-28 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] -glarawen-.livejournal.com
Wheehee... Ted reference spotted!

Date: 2009-03-01 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sals-uni-diary.livejournal.com
Good to have you back! Now let's all have a big lesbian orgy to celebrate!

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