Also, I can hear your collective "duh"s and "Is that all?"s, but shut up.
So, I went to see Twitlight (I swear, that's a regular typo. Thought I'd leave it in) Nueva Luna (seriously, how awesome would this movie be in Spanish?!) tonight, and color me surprised that it wasn't as horribly horrible as I had thought (hoped) it would be. And that is because for, like, half the freaking movie, Squedward simply isn't in it!
What you do get, however, is some genuine lolz, Jacob running around shirtless most of the time (damn Taylor Lautner for only being 17. Poor kid probably can't even get tickets to his own gun show (yes I see that you saw what I did there) , and, erm... oh yeah, Bella licking her lips and being all said, like, "Can't you tell by my facial expression that I'm totally depressed right now?" No honey, we can't, because that's your face.
I am also convinced that half the people who go to the cinema to see Twilight go there for the lolz. At a certain point, while I was taking a drink from my bottle of Fanta, Squedward uttered another one of his horrible lines (who the frack ever gave R.Pattz his first acting role, anyway? All the dude can do is look like he just stuck his nose into one of his own armpits) and as I choked on my drink and let out something along the lines of "Oh, brother!", the two girls next to me sniggered right along. Good times, I tell you, good times.
I can't wait for part four, what with the blood sucking Cronenberg baby. Awesome.